Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Only Decent Planet in the Solar System


Today is Earth Day, but if you still don't feel the need to take care of the planet, remember: it's the only one we've got. Here are the reasons we can't live on the other planets:
Mercury: Too hot
Venus: Smells like paint drying
Sun: Wouldn't be able to carry candy bars around in our pockets
Mars: Major borefest
Jupiter: Major boar-fest
Bolbanex: Populated by evil duplicates of Earth's population
Saturn: Beautiful rings actually just old McDonald's wrappers
Uranus: Fertile surface not worth barrage of puns
Neptune: Is the Planet of the Apes
Pluto: It's not even a planet!

Photos taken at our local Living Planet Aquarium