Today is Earth Day, but if you still don't feel the need to take care of the planet, remember: it's the only one we've got. Here are the reasons we can't live on the other planets:
Mercury: Too hot
Venus: Smells like paint drying
Sun: Wouldn't be able to carry candy bars around in our pockets
Mars: Major borefest
Jupiter: Major boar-fest
Bolbanex: Populated by evil duplicates of Earth's population
Saturn: Beautiful rings actually just old McDonald's wrappers
Uranus: Fertile surface not worth barrage of puns
Neptune: Is the Planet of the Apes
Pluto: It's not even a planet!
Photos taken at our local Living Planet Aquarium
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